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Seorang pemandu yang berbosskan org putih dari Amerika sedang membawa bossnye.. tita-tiba kereta dihadapannya berhenti mengejut menyebabkan dia
telah menyodok kereta tersebut. Pemandu tersebut pun meminta maaf dari boss nya....:

Pemandu: Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I check the wheel no flower again.

(maaf Tuan, saya brek-brek, tak makan, selepas saya cek tayarnya tak ada bunganya lagi)

Orang putih tu pun mahu keluar dan ikut sama marahkan pemandu kereta dihadapan. Tapi pemandu tersebut menghalangnya... Kata pemandu tersebut:

Pemandu: Don't enter mix, Sir! The bring that car if not wrong I, is the children fruit from manager moneys, he stupid doesn't play! Let he taste.


(Jangan masuk campur, Tuan! Yang bawa kereta itu kalo tak salah saya, anak buah dari pengurus kewangan, dia memang bodoh bukan main... Biar dia rasa)

Besoknya si pemandu tak masuk kerja, lusanya, bila dia masuk kerja, si boss orang putihnya bertanya:

Boss : Why didn't you come to work?

Pemandu : I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind.

(maaf boss, badan saya tidak sedap, badan saya rasanya macam masuk angin)

sOO UnUSual

Unusual request

The sexy little housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't
keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came into the room, he
would just about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.

When he'd finished the repair she paid him and said, "I'm going to
make to make a . . . well . . . unusual request.

But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret."

The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it's kind of
embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent
man -- sigh -- he has a certain physical weakness. A certain
disability. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man . . . "

The repairman could hardly speak, he was so turned on, "Yes yes!"
he stammered anxiously.

"And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the
door . . ." she continued hesitantly.

"Yes. yes !" he nodded affirmatively, tongue tied with desire,

When she asked,
"Would you help me move the refrigerator? "

Jom Lawakkan Diri =D

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??


BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : ...And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.

Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.

Waiter : Would you like your coffee black?
Customer : What other colors do you have?

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot !
Sam : It's a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean?
Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher : What about your mother?
Sam : She's a woman.

Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.


Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love.


Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.


Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
One Student : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.

Teacher : George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: Because George still had the axe in is hand.

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